The Sweet Smell of Success

February 13, 2009

It was only a matter of time before companies tried to package and sell whatever chemical combination is responsible for that feeling that hits you when you meet somebody and instantly think, “I have to have you.”

Based in Ontario, Silent Seduction have done just that. They claim that with their bottled pheromones — the highest concentration on the market — they have successfully mimicked the “silent chemical messengers” responsible for all human attraction.

Not usually one to be taken in by pseudo-science, I decided to suspend my disbelief and do some experimenting.

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My Place: Rodrigo Gudino

February 11, 2009

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Get Laid This Winter

February 4, 2009

Hooking up in winter comes with its own set of challenges — everyone’s either hibernating or
hidden away underneath clothing that obscures all vestiges of sex appeal. But we at EYE WEEKLY are nothing if not doggedly optimistic (about getting laid, anyway). Here are just a few ways you can use the season to your advantage.

1. Make someone feel sexy in their winter layers.

Compliments go further than usual when the recipient is wearing mittens and earflaps. Tell someone her thermals don’t make her look fat, and maybe she’ll shed them for you.
Disadvantage: It’s hard to tell whether someone is actually sexy beneath their winter clothing, so you’re going in blind.

2. Help someone up after they slip on ice, then invite him to come home with you and dry off.
This one works best if the incident happens close to your house, so it may require deliberately leaving your patch of sidewalk unsalted. (Hint: it’s more convincing if you’re not sitting on your front step waiting when the person falls over.) Disadvantage: Possible lawsuits.

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My Place: Ingrid Johansson

January 28, 2009

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Eight-legged freak out

November 15, 2007

Cate Simpson faces her acute arachnophobia head on at the Butterfly & Insect World’s spider-handling workshop

A spider fear is an embarrassing thing to admit to. They don’t bite, they don’t sting, they’re almost blind, and yet I find the sight of one running towards me distinctly unsettling. I’d like to be one of those people who scoops them up in her bare hands, muttering, ‘it’s only a spider’ to the fully grown adults scrambling for cover. In short, I’d like to feel just a little bit cooler. So, I’ve come to Edinburgh Butterfly and Insect World’s spider phobia workshop, in the hope I might learn to love – or at least accept – the monsters that lurk in my bath.

Our small, quavering group is greeted by the resident spider expert, Kevin Thom, who tells us that he’s going to ease us into arachnids gently: by first introducing us to Rusty the tarantula. Tarantulas seem less like training wheels to me, and more like something you build up to, slowly, after several weeks and a few drinks. I voice my concern.

Actually, Kevin explains, tarantulas are an ideal starting point for arachnophobes. For a start, they don’t scuttle; neither do they possess the disconcerting propensity for swarming exhibited in films like Arachnophobia. In fact, they don’t move much at all. They’re also soft and furry. ‘Just like a teddy bear,’ he says, ‘but more leggy.’

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